When Marge thinks that Homer is dead, like any good friend, Moe uses his blood to attempt to seduce his recently widowed wife. Oh that Moe.
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Homer wakes up from his coma when he hears that Bart put him there.
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Who knew Moe had the written word so deeply embedded in his veins?
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Yup. Looks about right.
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Say it with us, everyone ...whyyoulittle!
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Grandpa tells the story about Homer and his childhood dog Bongo on The Simpsons. "To Cur With Love" is the eighth episode of the show's 24th season.
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A picture for Krusty the Krown's "new" assistant Sideshow Mel. Hard to believe how many years ago Sideshow Mel replaced Sideshow Bob. Man, we're old.
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Everyone watches on as Bart takes a shot in the big mini golf tournament against Todd Flanders.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Horst: Stop it!
Man: Stop, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
Man: Stop it.
Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--
Horst: Burns, Stop it!

(Squishing an ice cream to his forehead) I'm a unitard!