Homer: Community service? But that's work! What about jail? Judge: Community service! Homer: No, I want to go to jail. Free food, tear drop tattoos, library books that come to you. I'll serve anything but the community!
Bart: I don't even remember if Dylan is a boy or girl. Marge: Of course, you do. Dylan is a ... let me check the invitation, fish theme, that tells me nothing!
