The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 4 Quotes

Marge: Homer, you cannot miss Lisa's big day. And you have to come sober!
Homer: American sober or Irish sober?
Marge: Point zero eight sober.
Homer: Point one five.
Marge: Point zero nine.
Homer: Point one oh, with a stomach full of bread. My final offer.
Marge: (Groans) Deal.

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Marge: You have to be there! You missed way too many precious moments in the childrens' lives.
Homer: What?! Name twelve!

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