Homer would make a terrible paparazzo. But a funny one.
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This one had to end. Homer and Patty saw to it.
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Great episode title, as always from The Simpsons.
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Bart saves the day, and gets a driver's license as a result. Who said life doesn't rule?
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That was the theme of this Simpsons episode. A funny episode, at that.
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Homer tried. Marge, give him some credit for that at least.
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Great play on words as always. Bad Santa as always!
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It's a typical thing in Springfield.
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Homer as the ice cream man. The show will never end because it will never run out of scenarios.
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Who knew Moe had the written word so deeply embedded in his veins?
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Hilarity ensues when Homer joins the Army. National security? Not so much.
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Please Homer! Show mercy!
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The Simpsons Quotes

Anya: (in a girls voice) "Dear Lisa, as write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown...(man's voice) and replaced by the benevolent General Krull! All hail Krull, and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, little girl."
Lisa: (groans)

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!