The dog would go on to become a hero. Which everyone would later regret.
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Now that would be a great parenting guide.
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Bart was a hero ... until he became the goat. Boys of bummer, indeed.
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Marge makes an unlikely discovery when she learns of the mythical Internet. Bart is a legendary, destructive force.
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Homer would make a terrible paparazzo. But a funny one.
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This one had to end. Homer and Patty saw to it.
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Great episode title, as always from The Simpsons.
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Bart saves the day, and gets a driver's license as a result. Who said life doesn't rule?
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...