The dog would go on to become a hero. Which everyone would later regret.
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Now that would be a great parenting guide.
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Bart was a hero ... until he became the goat. Boys of bummer, indeed.
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Marge makes an unlikely discovery when she learns of the mythical Internet. Bart is a legendary, destructive force.
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Homer would make a terrible paparazzo. But a funny one.
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This one had to end. Homer and Patty saw to it.
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Great episode title, as always from The Simpsons.
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Bart saves the day, and gets a driver's license as a result. Who said life doesn't rule?
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The Simpsons Quotes

Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Horst: Stop it!
Man: Stop, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
Man: Stop it.
Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--
Horst: Burns, Stop it!

(Squishing an ice cream to his forehead) I'm a unitard!

Ralph