Anything to pass the time.
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LOL.
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The Forget Me Shot will make a man do crazy things.
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Look at Sideshow Bob. That guy rules.
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Comic Book Guy has met his match!
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It's a simple request. But this is Millhouse's parents' wedding. Anything goes.
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The Simpsons parody E.T. Funny stuff.
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Bart Simpson's wisdom knows no boundaries.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...