Homer gets illegal cable and as much as he's enjoying the stations, Lisa begins to guilt him.
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In a flashback, we learn how Homer and Marge met in high school back in 1974.
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When Homer orders a Blowfish sushi, he ends up being told he has 22 hours to live.
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After Mr. Burns hits Bart while he's riding his bike, the family's lawyer suggest they sue.
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Marge goes up against the creators of the iconic cartoon without a cartoon, The Itchy & Scratchy show.
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Homer tries to stop Bart the Daredevil from jumping the Springfield gorge and ends up on the skateboard himself.
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After ruining Thanksgiving for The Simpsons family, Bart runs away.
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Everyone watches on as Bart takes a shot in the big mini golf tournament against Todd Flanders.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Sir, I got carsick in your office.

Ralph

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!