When Homer tries to set up Principal Skinner with Selma, he ends up falling for her sister, Patty instead.
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Homer gets illegal cable and as much as he's enjoying the stations, Lisa begins to guilt him.
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In a flashback, we learn how Homer and Marge met in high school back in 1974.
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When Homer orders a Blowfish sushi, he ends up being told he has 22 hours to live.
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After Mr. Burns hits Bart while he's riding his bike, the family's lawyer suggest they sue.
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Marge goes up against the creators of the iconic cartoon without a cartoon, The Itchy & Scratchy show.
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Homer tries to stop Bart the Daredevil from jumping the Springfield gorge and ends up on the skateboard himself.
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After ruining Thanksgiving for The Simpsons family, Bart runs away.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge! We haven't missed pork chop night since the great pig scare in '87!

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart