When Homer tries to set up Principal Skinner with Selma, he ends up falling for her sister, Patty instead.
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Homer gets illegal cable and as much as he's enjoying the stations, Lisa begins to guilt him.
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In a flashback, we learn how Homer and Marge met in high school back in 1974.
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When Homer orders a Blowfish sushi, he ends up being told he has 22 hours to live.
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After Mr. Burns hits Bart while he's riding his bike, the family's lawyer suggest they sue.
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Marge goes up against the creators of the iconic cartoon without a cartoon, The Itchy & Scratchy show.
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Homer tries to stop Bart the Daredevil from jumping the Springfield gorge and ends up on the skateboard himself.
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After ruining Thanksgiving for The Simpsons family, Bart runs away.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...