Pot Brownie

At least this brownie explains Walden's behavior. It's not baked with the usual ingrdients.
Rating: Unrated

Charlie Sees Rose

When Charlie tries to get intimate with his new girl Linda, he keeps seeing Rose's face pop up everywhere.
Rating: Unrated

Charlie and Alan Double Date

After Alan convinces Charlie to date more respectable women, the brothers go on a double date.
Rating: Unrated

Charlie and Alan Have a Problem

Charlie and Alan both discover they have a problem the next morning after sharing evenings with women.
Rating: Unrated

A Two and a Half Men Christmas

It's Christmas on Two and a Half Men, as Alan awkwardly falls for Walden's mom. This is a scene from the episode "One False Move, Zimbabwe!."
Rating: Unrated

Charlie and Alan Dance

Alan helps show Charlie some dancing tips so he won't look like a fool at dancing class... and instead will at home.
Rating: Unrated

Trapped on Valentine's Day

These four are trapped inside together on Valentine's Day, not exactly the romantic plans any of them had in mind.
Rating: Unrated

Charlie Fails to Please Chelsea

Charlie questions his entire manhood when he fails to give Chelsea an orgasm during sex. Poor guy.
Rating: Unrated

Patton Oswalt on Two and a Half Men

Tension is high here on Two and a Half Men, as Patton Oswalt guest stars as Walden's ex-business partner.
Rating: Unrated

Jake and Eldridge and Walden

Walden hangs out here with Jake and Eldridge on an episode of Two and a Half Men.
Rating: Unrated

Ashton Kutcher at PaleyFest

Ashton Kutcher wants to return to Two and a Half Men. He made that clear during the show's cast panel at PaleyFest.
Rating: Unrated

Jake Drives the Men

Jake drives the bickering men, Charlie and Alan, to the movies for a little embarrassing family night. Believe me Jake, we feel for you.
Rating: Unrated

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog