Alan and Lindsey argue on this episode of Two and a Half Men. "Oh Look! Al Qaeda!" is the 24th installment and the season finale of the show's 9th season.

Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 Quotes

Alan: This is serious; you will never amount to anything, if you sleep all day.
Walden: Morning.
Jake: I am sorry; I was just distracted by the naked billionaire that just woke up.

Don't worry about me, worry about our nation's enemies.