Alan helps Walden create an alias to meet woman who aren't interested in his money on Two and a Half Men. "One Nut Johnson" is the tenth episode of the show's tenth season.
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Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 10 Quotes

Come on Sam, time is money and you are out of both.

Alan

If I were a struggling, broke-ass guy, what will my name be...? Keep in mind, Alan Harper is already taken.

Walden