Charlie and Alan set up their friendly neighborhood pharmacist, Russell (Martin Mull) with their mother.
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Rose returns to Two and a Half Men during the eight season to stalk Charlie and possibly ruin his relationship with Michelle (Liz Vassey).
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Charlie and Alan have a nice little discussion while Charlie enjoys a drink on Two and a Half Men.
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Krista Kalmus guest stars on Two and a Half Men as Shauna.
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Liz Vassey, of CSI fame, guest stars on Two and a Half Men as Michelle, an older woman that Charlie dates.
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Charlie Harper, not Sheen, gets plastic surgery on Two and a Half Men. Wouldn't shock us if the actor did too.
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Alan pretends to be Charlie and the owner of the most wonderful life on Two and a Half Men.
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Alan lays on Lyndsey's lap in this scene from the upcoming Two and a Half Men episode, "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers."
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Charlie is more than happy to say goodbye to his brother as Alan moves out of the beach house.
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Alan's adorable ex-girlfriend, Melissa, returns to Two and a Half Men when she runs into Alan at the liquor store.
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Put down that drink, Charlie! The character looks to cut down on his alcohol intake when season eight premiere.
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Charlie is stuck with Jake as his driver when his license gets suspended on the season finale.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Walden: I am tired of dating crazy, cheating, greedy, gold-digging bitches.
Alan: Sigh, without them, I would not have gotten laid.
Walden: And there will be no reality TV stars.