Two and a Half Men Photos

Setting Up Mom

Charlie and Alan set their mother up with Russell, the pharmacist, on "Springtime on a Stick."
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Russell the Pharmacist

Charlie and Alan set up their friendly neighborhood pharmacist, Russell (Martin Mull) with their mother.
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Rose Returns

Rose returns to Two and a Half Men during the eight season to stalk Charlie and possibly ruin his relationship with Michelle (Liz Vassey).
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Charlie and Alan Discuss

Charlie and Alan have a nice little discussion while Charlie enjoys a drink on Two and a Half Men.
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Krista Kalmus on Two and a Half Men

Krista Kalmus guest stars on Two and a Half Men as Shauna.
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Liz Vassey on Two and a Half Men

Liz Vassey, of CSI fame, guest stars on Two and a Half Men as Michelle, an older woman that Charlie dates.
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Charlie Gets Plastic Surgery

Charlie Harper, not Sheen, gets plastic surgery on Two and a Half Men. Wouldn't shock us if the actor did too.
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Alan as Charlie

Alan pretends to be Charlie and the owner of the most wonderful life on Two and a Half Men.
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Alan and Lyndsey

Alan lays on Lyndsey's lap in this scene from the upcoming Two and a Half Men episode, "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers."
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Alan Moves Out

Charlie is more than happy to say goodbye to his brother as Alan moves out of the beach house.
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Melissa is Back

Alan's adorable ex-girlfriend, Melissa, returns to Two and a Half Men when she runs into Alan at the liquor store.
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Drink Still in Hand

Put down that drink, Charlie! The character looks to cut down on his alcohol intake when season eight premiere.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog

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