Charlie takes Herb out with him on the prowl after Judith kicks him out of the house.
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When Herb gets kick out of Judith's, Alan ends up sleeping with his ex-wife.
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Charlie finds out that Jake's old teachr, Ms. Pasternak has become a stripper after her fling with him.
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Charlie is stuck driving Alan to and from work, where he meets Alan's receptionist, Melissa.
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Charlie attempts to cook while Berta stands by to crack her jokes.
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After Charlie kicks out Alan, he finds himself living with his ex-wife and her new husband, Herb.
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The pest guy that stops by Judith's house sure does seem to look more like Jake than Alan does.
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Chelsea returns after spending the evening with Brad, causing Charlie to get a little jealous.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Chelsea: I just think it's ridiculous that we're engaged and we're not living together
Charlie: Well excuse me for being old fashioned. I'm just not comfortable with us living in sin
Chelsea: So you think we should stop having sex?
Charlie: No no, it's not the sin I object to, it's the living in it