Charlie takes Herb out with him on the prowl after Judith kicks him out of the house.
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When Herb gets kick out of Judith's, Alan ends up sleeping with his ex-wife.
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Charlie finds out that Jake's old teachr, Ms. Pasternak has become a stripper after her fling with him.
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Charlie is stuck driving Alan to and from work, where he meets Alan's receptionist, Melissa.
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Charlie attempts to cook while Berta stands by to crack her jokes.
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After Charlie kicks out Alan, he finds himself living with his ex-wife and her new husband, Herb.
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The pest guy that stops by Judith's house sure does seem to look more like Jake than Alan does.
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Chelsea returns after spending the evening with Brad, causing Charlie to get a little jealous.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.