Alan finds his way back to his former receptionist / lover when he runs into her at the hospital while bringing a pregnant Judith there.
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Due to a bizarre twist of fate, Charlie ends up being Judith's breathing coach while she delivers a baby that might be Alan's.
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Alan goes to sleep wearing matching pajamas with his ventriloquist doll. Yeah, Alan's not lonely or anything.
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As Charlie attempts to destroy Alan's creepy ventriloquist doll, Charlie and Alan end up wrestling.
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Charlie attempts to get some from Chelsea when she begins to receive text messages from her new best friend Alan.
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Alan teaches Chelsea how he keeps such firm buttocks as he teaches her an exercise she can do anywhere. We feel uncomfortable.
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When Chelsea and Alan, the best of friends, are busy cooking dinner, Charlie and Berta analyze the situation over some beers outside.
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Charlie came so close to marrying the beautiful ballet teacher Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) but the wedding fell through when she wanted Charlie to kick Alan out.
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When Chelsea moves in, Berta informs Charlie that she now works for Chelsea and he can direct his requests through her.
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Charlie walks into Chelsea's old apartment only to find out she was packed and ready to move before he even invited her to move in.
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Charlie hands Chelsea over Alan's set of house keys when he asks her to move into his former bachelor pad in Malibu Beach.
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Chelsea and Charlie discuss Alan's loneliness and Chelsea decides she's going to set Alan up on a blind date.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.