When Marcus (Mark Deklin) crashes his Internet date with Louanne (Lilli Berdsell), Alan unleashes his inner monster!
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Charlie Harper is played by Charlie Sheen. No matter what personal problems this guy has, the public keeps tuning in to his sitcom.
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Charlie tries to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents by making up a colonoscopy appointment.
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Alan, Jake and Berta welcome Charlie and Chelsea home.
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Despite his best attempts to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents, he finds them in his living room.
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Charlie gets a colonoscopy in order to avoid spending time with Chelsea's parents. Makes sense.
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Charlie tries to calm his older girlfriend, Angie (Susan Blakely) down as she hits the booze.
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When Jake has a book report to do and keeps losing the book, Alan tries to get his son to get his work done.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Chelsea: I just think it's ridiculous that we're engaged and we're not living together
Charlie: Well excuse me for being old fashioned. I'm just not comfortable with us living in sin
Chelsea: So you think we should stop having sex?
Charlie: No no, it's not the sin I object to, it's the living in it