When Marcus (Mark Deklin) crashes his Internet date with Louanne (Lilli Berdsell), Alan unleashes his inner monster!
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Charlie Harper is played by Charlie Sheen. No matter what personal problems this guy has, the public keeps tuning in to his sitcom.
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Charlie tries to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents by making up a colonoscopy appointment.
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Alan, Jake and Berta welcome Charlie and Chelsea home.
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Despite his best attempts to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents, he finds them in his living room.
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Charlie gets a colonoscopy in order to avoid spending time with Chelsea's parents. Makes sense.
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Charlie tries to calm his older girlfriend, Angie (Susan Blakely) down as she hits the booze.
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When Jake has a book report to do and keeps losing the book, Alan tries to get his son to get his work done.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Judith: Don't you think you've had enough to drink at the magic show, Evelyn?
Evelyn: Excuse me, darling, but some of us deal with our boredom and depression the old-fashioned, non-prescription way

Evelyn: I'm deeply hurt.
Alan: With me or Charlie?
Evelyn: Charlie.
Alan: Great, come on in