Charlie Gives Chelsea Key

Charlie hands Chelsea over Alan's set of house keys when he asks her to move into his former bachelor pad in Malibu Beach.
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Chelsea and Charlie Discuss Alan

Chelsea and Charlie discuss Alan's loneliness and Chelsea decides she's going to set Alan up on a blind date.
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Charlie Talks to Alan

Charlie talks to Alan after he sleeps with Rose to try and talk some sense in the poor bastard.
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Alan and His Model Cars

Alan gets a little lonely and ends up being obsessed with building model cars, such as the Scooby Doo mystery wagon.
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Charlies Catches Berta Up

Charlie helps catch Berta up on all the events that happened the the previous day... such as Rose and Alan going on a double date with him and Chelsea. Wait... what?
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Charlie, Alan and Jake Promo Shot

A Two and a Half Men promotional photo of the three principal cast members, Charlie (Charlie Sheen), Alan (Jon Cryer) and Jake (Angus T. Jones).
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Evelyn Meets Chelsea

Charlie's mom, Evelyn, is quite shocked to meet his fiancee, Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) for the first time. Charlie never even told her she existed, let alone that he proposed.
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Alan Sings A Cappella

Alan joins the neighbor, Jerome (Michael Clarke Ducan), his ex-wife's new husband Herb (Ryan Stiles) and the pizza guy in a little a cappella. Yeah, you had to have seen the episode.
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Charlie and Jerome

Charlie welcomes back Jerome (Michael Clarke Duncan) into his home and he seems much less angry this time that his daughter is going out with Jake. In fact, this time he brought snickerdoodles.
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Charlie With the Guys

Charlie sits around drinking whiskey with the guys as they reminisce about their sexual exploits with women, even if two of those guys (Herb and Alan) share the same woman for most of their stories.
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Chelsea Borrows Charlie's Phone

Chelsea is very shocked when she borrows Charlie's phone and discovers some nude pictures on there. Good old Berta is always there for support... or to laugh at his misfortune.
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Charlie and Russell the Pharamacist

Another picture of Charlie and his neighbor pharmacist, Russell (Martin Mull). What can we say, we're huge fans of Martin Mull.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog