Jake heads to school for his first day of junior high during the season five premiere of Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie talks to Jake as he's playing guitar about Celeste, Jake's girlfriend that Charlie ruined his relationship with.
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Berta sits down to talk with television producer Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner).
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Charlie and Berta sit down on the couch to watch some television and relax while Alan cooks.
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Charlie gives Jake a little advice on infidelity when his girlfriend Celeste goes out of town for the holidays.
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Evelyn invites legendary television producer, Marty Pepper (played by guest star Carl Reiner) to their Christmas dinner. He looks thrilled.
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Charlie sits at the head of the table for a nice traditional Christmas dinner that we can't imagine goes as planned.
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Charlie and Jake come to join Alan in the kitchen while he prepares the Christmas feast.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.