Jake heads to school for his first day of junior high during the season five premiere of Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie talks to Jake as he's playing guitar about Celeste, Jake's girlfriend that Charlie ruined his relationship with.
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Berta sits down to talk with television producer Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner).
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Charlie and Berta sit down on the couch to watch some television and relax while Alan cooks.
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Charlie gives Jake a little advice on infidelity when his girlfriend Celeste goes out of town for the holidays.
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Evelyn invites legendary television producer, Marty Pepper (played by guest star Carl Reiner) to their Christmas dinner. He looks thrilled.
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Charlie sits at the head of the table for a nice traditional Christmas dinner that we can't imagine goes as planned.
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Charlie and Jake come to join Alan in the kitchen while he prepares the Christmas feast.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie