This is Walden's first mistake. Don't listen to Alan when it comes to advice on women.
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A picture of Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt from the Two and a Half Men title sequence. He's an Internet billionaire.
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Alan asks Jake how many zeroes are in a million in this scene. He's stunned by the response.
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You've got a little something on your lips, Walden. Okay. There we go. Much better.
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Welcome, Walden! Alan sends Charlie's ashes flying as he spies his new roommate for the first time.
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Ashton Kutcher joined the Two and a Half Men cast as the billionaire Walden Schmidt. Will he replace Charlie Sheen?
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Ashton Kutcher soaks in the applause here. He's completed shooting on the Two and a Half Men season premiere.
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Meet the men and the new man: Angus T. Jones, Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer pose here for a publicity photo.
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Excited for season nine of Two and a Half Men? CBS has released this promotional photo in honor of it.
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A picture of Alan and Charlie in their signature spot on the couch in "That Darn Priest."
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Ryan Stiles occasionally graces us with his presence as Herb Melnick, Judith's second husband. It's a treat when he does.
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Rose and Charlie continue their affair during the Two and a Half Men episode, "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak."
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.