Paris: (on asking Rory to run for Vice President) Because people think you're nice. You're quiet, you say excuse me, you look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. People don't fear you. Rory: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.
Dean: (Referring to Babette and Miss Patty singing) So, how many cocktails caused that? Rory: Oh, they haven't had any cocktails yet. Dean: Really? Rory: Oh yeah, when they start having cocktails we're gonna have to hide you.