Dean: (Referring to Babette and Miss Patty singing) So, how many cocktails caused that? Rory: Oh, they haven't had any cocktails yet. Dean: Really? Rory: Oh yeah, when they start having cocktails we're gonna have to hide you.
(Lorelai is trying to patch things up with Luke, who remains oblivious to it) Lorelai: So, this is how it's gonna be with us now, huh? Luke: No idea what you're talking about. Lorelai: You're pulling a Mr. Freeze on me. Luke: I'm not pulling a Mr. Freeze on you. Lorelai: Please. I'm gonna need snow chains just to get out of here. Luke: I assume you want coffee with your donuts. Lorelai: I'm sorry, Luke. It was a bad night. I completely freaked out. I said some things... Did you get my note? I wrote you a note. Luke: Got your note. Lorelai: You got my note. Did you read my note? Luke: Read your note. Lorelai: And? Luke: It was very well-written Lorelai: That's it? Luke: I also enjoyed the Garfield stationary. That's one funny cat. Lorelai: I said I was sorry, Luke. Luke: Yes, you did. Lorelai: I said it like a million times. Luke: You said it four times, but I understand you're embellishing for dramatic effects. Lorelai: Stop. Luke: Stop what? Lorelai: Oh, stop this robot talk. If you're mad, just act like you're mad at me. Luke: I'm not mad at you. Lorelai: You're being really, really unfair. Rory was in the hospital. Luke: Lorelai, what is it exactly that you want me to do? I'm not mad, I'm not holding a grudge, I heard your apology, I feel I'm being polite, I listened to your donut bit, I got you your coffee. What would make you happy? Lorelai: I want Luke back. Luke: He's standing right here. Lorelai: No, he's not. (she walks out of the diner)