Ted: Tony broke up with you? Stella: He said it was because of something you said. Robin: You got Tony to dump Stella?!? I am very sorry, but I'm going to have to insist that you bump this.
Marshall: That's a line from a porno. I've seen that porno. Hell, I've made that porno. Barney: When will you guys realize that the only difference between my real life and a porno is my life has better lighting?