Alan tries to figure out why Lyndsey's with her boyfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003" is the fifth episode of the show's 11th season.

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Two and a Half Men
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Alan Harper, Lyndsey McElroy
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog