Tom: Okay, our next spelling bee contestant is Omar Mahajar-ifaah... something September 11thy. All right, Omar, your word is "candy". Omar: Candy. C-A-N-D-Y. Candy. Tom: That's correct. Our next contestant is Peter Griffin. [Peter comes up to the microphone] Tom: Peter, your word is "tree". Peter: Can you use it in a sentence please? Tom: There is a tree by the lake. Peter: Huh. Can you use it in a dirty sentence? Tom: I like to bring transient hookers to the old oak tree where I asphixiate myself at the same time I'm watching them have sex with each other. Peter: T-R-E-E. Tree. Tom: Correct!
Tom: We're now down to our final two competitors: Peter Griffin and Omar North Tower. Omar, you'll be going first. Your word is "coagulate". Omar: C-O-A-G-A... [Buzzer sounds] Tom: Ooh! I'm sorry, Omar! [mutters under his breath] Bet you could spell "box cutter". Omar: I'm nine years old, and I'm Indian! Ugh!