Nurse Jackie

Saturdays 9:00 PM on Showtime
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Zoey and Jackie
Talk about a contrast in nursing styles: Zoey is talkative and cheerful. Jackie, to say the least, is not.

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Nurse Jackie Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

(voice-over) Watch and learn. Percocet should never be crushed, broken or chewed unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightning. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightning which I am not.

Jackie

Mrs. Akalitus: I have no choice but to initiate an internal investigation.
Jackie: I resent what you're insinuating. Why on earth would my nursing student flush a man's ear down the toilet?
Zoey: But I'm the one who found it.
Mrs. Akalitus: And there are firemen who set their own fires just to call them in.
Jackie: You know, you're not wrong. My uncle Gary torched a hobby store. But that was an insurance thing. Anyway, I hope you get the bottom of this.