If a Gossip Girl hook up happens in a hotel room, but no one is around to care about it, did it actually take place?

Such a profound question can't help but be raised, now that E! Online reports that Blair and Jack Bass' New Year's Eve make out session will soon be revealed - but few people will care about it.

The site says the news "comes out, [but] barely makes a dent in the storyline."

Guess Chuck is so dismayed over his ex-girlfriend and his best friend getting it on again that past dalliances, even with a shady relative, have lost all meaning.

So, did Blair try the reverse cowboy with you? What about the wheel barrow?

On last night's How I Met Your Mother, Ted finally went out on his own and started his own architecture firm, Mosbius Designs.  In an effort to procrastinate actually calling clients and getting work, he hires an intern PJ, to mentor.

As the side plot, Marshall is fearing for his job due to layoffs at work.  Barney convinced him he needs a "thing" much like the food guy, Youtube clip guy, and toy guy.

Meanwhile, Barney tells a guy joke to Lily that causes her to stop talking to the group for four whole weeks.  Pretty funny way to explain Alyson Hannigan's maternity leave, no?  Great job Carter Bays.

Find out everything else that happened in our "Mosbius Design" recap and enjoy some of the How I Met Your Mother quotes we got:

Barney: The things I know about this company, I'll never be fired. There's a chance I'll wash up on shore with no identifiable finger prints or teeth | permalink

Marshall: Hey food guy! Toy guy! [about guy dressed as ninja]: who's that guy?
Barney: He doesn't work here... I think we should leave the building
Marshall: Really?
Barney: This has happened before | permalink

The death of Kutner was still being felt throughout this week's episode of House.

Chase and Cameron reacted to the tragedy by getting engaged, while Wilson reacted to it by eating healthier.

Wait... what?

Read a detailed recap of "Saviors" to clear up any confusion.

Below, check out a series of House quotes from this episode...

House: People only change after trauma, if they wanted to change before the trauma. Or if they've watched too many Afterschool Specials. | permalink

House: He loves a tree in Oregon more than he loves you. But he can't have sex with it. Unless it's that slutty oak outside Portland. | permalink

House: Who eats kale? It's so bland, it doesn't even taste like kale. | permalink

Thirteen: I guess we'll just continue to twiddle our thumbs.
House: God, I hope that's an euphemism.
Dr. Cameron: How am I supposed to do a lumbar puncture on a patient with intractable hiccups?
House: I'm trying to figure out what that could be a euphemism for. | permalink

Charles Miner (Idris Elba) may be taking the fun out of The Office, but everyone's least favorite soccer fan's reign of terror may be over soon.  Creed Bratton teased to E! Online that there will be a casual friday coming up where Jim and Creed play chess.

Wait, a casual Friday under Charles' rule?  Yeah, our theories are either his days are numbered or maybe Kelly or Angela figures out a way to loosen this man up.

Meanwhile, in much jucier The Office spoiler news, we got our hands on the following picture of Pam:

Is it just us or does Pam look like she's back at Dunder Mifflin and not as a receptionist?  Maybe Pam's little move will make her return as a saleswoman.

On last night's episode of Two and a Half Men, we finally remember what this season has been lacking the last several episodes... Evelyn!  Charlie and Alan's mother was back and she was in perfect form.

Evelyn met Charlie's fiancee, Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), for the first time ever and was quite shocked to find out her son got engaged and didn't even call her.  Chelsea, likewise, was quite disappointed in Charlie.

Find what happened when Chelsea and Evelyn decided to take matters into their own hands in our "Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau" recap.  Then enjoy some of our favorite Two and Half Men quotes from the episode:

Chelsea: You didn't tell your mom we were engaged?
Charlie: If she didn't sell me the house, she wouldn't know where I lived | permalink

Chelsea: What's wrong with me having a warm and a healthy relationship with your mother?
Charlie: For starters, you'll be the only one... ever!
Chelsea: Oh, don't be so dramatic
Charlie: I should be wearing tights and holding a skull... preferably hers | permalink

Charlie: Tell you what. I'll trade you, site unseen, my mom for yours
Chelsea: Charlie..
Charlie: I'll even throw in Alan and a couple of Omaha Steaks | permalink

Grey's Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes has come out and admitted that May 7 marks the wedding day for Meredith and Derek.

But does this guarantee that this couple will walk down the aisle on that episode? Maybe not.

New reports state that Izzie and Alex may actually be the pair to get hitched next month. How is that possible? What other Grey's Anatomy spoilers are swirling around? Follow the preceding link to find out!

Might Karev be a groom-to-be?

On last night's The Big Bang Theory, the guys tried to change things up on their Thursdays and ended up with Penny at the comic book store.  What seemed like a harmless trip turned into a disaster for Leonard when Penny ended up liking the owner, a fellow nerd Stuart (Kevin Sussman).

Poor jealous Leonard agreed to go out to Ladies' Night with Wolowitz and Raj to drink his troubles away.  Find out how the guys did at the bar and how Penny's date went with Stuart in our "The Hofstader Isotope" recap.

Now for some of our favorite The Big Bang Theory quotes from the horny Wolowitz and the rest of the gang:

Leonard: But we all agreed the third Thursday of every month will be "Anything Can Happen Thursday"
Sheldon: Apparently the news didn't reach my digestive system, which when startled has it's own version of "Anything Can Happen Thursday" | permalink

Wolowitz: Okay! Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.
Leonard: Why?
Wolowitz: Well if I get lucky, I certainly don't want to be caught in my Aquaman briefs. | permalink

Wolowitz: First we let the lawyers and the jock thin the heard, then we go after the weak, the old and the lame
Leonard: That's your system?
Wolowitz: Yeah and if you spot a girl with a seeing eye dog, she's mine | permalink

Sheldon: More wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to degradation
Stuart: It's a little wrong to say to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge | permalink

As expected, fans are dying to know if there will be a third season of Private Practice.

Before we answer that question, however, let's cover the rest of season two, shall we? E! Online recently provided us with a couple of spoilers for the next two episodes:

• Amanda Foreman returns as Katie for the April 30 season finale. Look for her to be bearing arms... and we don't mean in a sleeveless dress!

• Dell's daughter, Betsy, will also make another appearance on the show.

• And, yes, Private Practice will almost assuredly be picked up for a third season. Its post-Grey's Anatomy timeslot has been working out very well.

Last night, on The Hills, Stephanie tried to land an internship, while Spencer tried to land a hot bartender.

Only one of them was successful.

By the episode's end, Ms. Pratt had been hired for a new gig, while her brother had been told how to save his relationship: go to counseling.

Enjoy this detailed recap of The Hills now!

When Weeds returns for its fifth season next month, we're gonna pick up where we last left Guillermo: in a Mexican prison.  The show's creator, Jenji Kohan recently discussed this plotline with E! Online.

Je"I'd love to talk about the prison system and the role the Mexican mafia plays in it, but I have to be a little careful about it," Kohan said. 

That's a shame cause that sounds like a unique, bold storyline, even for Weeds!

Now, if anything happens to Guillermo while in prison, is he going to exact revenge on Nacy? 

"I think so. I think a lot of people are pretty pissed at Nancy," Jenji said.