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Primetime Preview: New Episodes of House, 24

On Fox tonight, House deals with the death of Kutner, while Jack Bauer deals with the return of his annoying daughter...

  • 8:00 p.m. Kutner's death is still being felt on House (Fox); time for the Rumba or the Jive on Dancing With The Stars (ABC); Chuck's father is abducted on Chuck (NBC); it's ladies night on The Big Bang Theory (CBS).
  • 8:30 p.m. Ted hires an intern on How I Met Your Mother (CBS).
  • 9:00 p.m. The focus is on Angela Petrelli on Heroes (NBC); Kim Bauer returns to 24 (FOX); Evelyn meets Chelsea on Two and a Half Men (CBS).
  • 9:30 p.m. The second episode of Surviving Suburbia (ABC).
  • 10:00 p.m. Beckett and Castle, pictured, are drawn into the world of religion on Castle (ABC).

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True Blood Casts Ed Quinn

HBO's True Blood has cast Ed Quinn as yet another new recurring character for the upcoming second season, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Quinn will play Stan, a powerful vampire from Texas.  Quinn was previously best known for his starring role on the science fiction show, Eureka.

Ed Quinn

Quinn looks like he's going to fit in just fine as a vampire living in the south on True Blood's sophomore season.

Heroes Spoiler: A Power for Mrs. Parkman?

With three episodes to go in season three, Heroes is likely to drop a few major twists on fans over the next few weeks.

In a new interview with TV Guide, Greg Grunberg, who portrays Matt Parkman on the dismal NBC series, drops a significant hint about what's to come regarding one recurring character.

Asked about Parkman reconciling with his ex-wife - with whom, he just discovered, he has a son -  Grunberg said "it's going to take some work," adding:

"She's got secrets of her own — Janice is not as simple a character as everybody thinks. Where did those diamonds go [in Season 1]? There's a lot of things we don't know. We made a baby with powers together, and I don't think that's a one-sided thing."

Cold Snap Pic

What's in store for Parkman? Follow our link for more Heroes spoilers and information!

Family Guy First Look: Lauren Conrad in Cartoon Form

As previously reported, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge are set to guest start on the May 3rd episode of Family Guy

Now, thanks to People magazine, we have a first look at LC as a cartoon. And she's still hot!

The tabloid has a picture of Conrad posing alonside "cast mates" Stewie and Brian in a hilarious take on a classic The Hills promotional shot, one that featured LC, Audrina and Whitney Port.  Enjoy:

Lauren Conrad on Family Guy

As far as LC's role on the cartoon, the show's creator Seth MacFarlane teased: "She dates Brian for an episode." 

Of course, we all know this is just a cover, as the dog is just jealous that his ex-girlfriend is getting married.

Will Grey's Anatomy Kill Off George O'Malley?

What does the future hold for T.R. Knight on Grey's Anatomy?

His character is definitely headed for the Army, as various sources have confirmed this upcoming storyline.

But will George live or die? And is it possible that show creator Shonda Rhimes will purposely keep Knight's fate quiet through the summer, just to punish the actor for his public criticism of his role?

Read more about these rumors and other George-related spoilers by following the preceding link.

George and Mer

 

TNT Cancels Trust Me

TNT has canceled its advertising dramedy, Trust Me. 

The show, which starred Eric McCormack and Tom Cavangh, never maintained its initial three million-viewer audience.

Trust Me averaged around 1.4 million viewers an episode during its 13 episode season, which ended last Tuesday.  The head of programming at TNT, Michael Wright, said the show achieved "creative success" but "it just didn’t find an audience."

Wright added: "People sometimes lament there’s so much drama built around doctors and lawyers and police... [advertising is] not as accessible a subject as other subjects on television."

Conner and Mason Think

90210 Season Finale Spoilers Galore!

Sit back and get comfortable, 90210 fans.

E! Online has provided us with a wealth of spoilers regarding upcoming storylines.

We'll start with tomorrow night's new episode, "Okaeri, Donna." Look for Kelly and Ryan to finally make out during the hour. It's a game of tonsil hockey E! describes as "so hot and heavy, you may turn away from your TV."

Donna Martin Photo

As for what else is to come on 90210? How about sex, drugs, alcohol and murder.

"Oddly enough all of those things [happen in the finale]," said star Rob Estes.

What else goes down? Follow this article's jump for a long, exciting list of developments...

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Southland Recap: "Unknown Trouble"

We apologize for posting this recap of Southland a day late, but in this age of DVR, we doubt we're the only ones that didn't catch the episode when it aired.

Anyway, it was a solid debut. Any fan of The Shield can't help but scoff as Southland's attempt to come across as gritty - especially the lame way it beeps out curse words - but the cast is quality, the show does look very cool and enough seeds were planted to ensure we'll tune in next week.

How about you? Read our recap of the Southland series premiere now.

At the Crime SceneOfficers on PatrolLydia, Captured!

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Click on the images above for larger shots from this week's Southland episode.

30 Rock Quotes: "Cutbacks"

On 30 Rock Thursday, Kenneth took over for Jonathan, which meant Tracy had to watch Kenneth's bird, which led to his belief that Ken is actually a serial murderer.

Elsewhere, Liz Lemon decided to do whatever it takes to save her staff. Even getting down and dirty, in a way that only Liz Lemon can, with an outside consultant.

Below are some of the best quotes from "Cutbacks." Prepare to laugh, and be sure check out our library of 30 Rock quotes from all three seasons of the hit show!

Hot Liz Lemon

 

Jenna: [to Kenneth] You know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well, naturally, we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead. | permalink
Jack: Your writer's room is now the headquarters for Telemundo's coverage of World Cup soccer qualifying. | permalink
Liz: I want to keep making prank phone calls to people like Seattle's Richard Sackmuncher. | permalink
Liz: We're in final negotiations to provide exclusive content to America's jails! | permalink
Jack: [to Kenneth] You'll do fine as long as you follow my Three Ds: Discretion, Docility, and Don't Use My Bathroom. | permalink
Jack: The days of your wild coke parties are over.
Liz: Well, if by coke you mean soda.
Jack: I do. | permalink
Jack: [to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant. | permalink
Liz: We go upstairs, 20 minutes, open mouth, I will work your ears. | permalink
Liz: Fine - 30 minutes, I'll make some sounds and you can say one weird thing to me. | permalink
HR Guy: [to Liz] He alleges you tried to barter sex for professional consideration. In the HR world we refer to that as being a filthy prostitute. | permalink
Pete: It's a massacre! I can't go back to teaching high school math. Those girls pretend they're not women, but they are. | permalink

 

The Office Quotes: "The Michael Scott Paper Company," "Dream Team"

Thursday on The Office, "The Michael Scott Paper Company" made almost a thousand dollars in its first sale. But more importantly, a number of classic one-liners - and some square paper-shaped pancakes that Creed didn't even want - were born.

Below are some of the best lines from Thursday's episodes of the hit show. Check them out, and be sure to peruse our complete, five-season library of The Office quotes!

Michael Scott Paper Company

Michael: Who would have thought, that the thing that would save this company would be work? And pancakes? In the end, this day definitely had its ups and downs. I realize that we don't have the biggest office. Which is a surprise, because 165 square feet sounds like a lot. But, we have people with the biggest hearts. And I think for a small company that is really [flushing] Someone went to the bathroom. That is really what's important. | permalink
Dwight: Hey buddy, what are you up to?
Andy: Um, nerthing?
Dwight: Listen, when I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated, and your skin flushed, and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your penis.
Andy: Pffft. | permalink
Ryan: [on phone] Last night was crazy. Jojo? Yeah. He did a donut in a parking lot in front of a cop. And then he yells, "Hey cop, you like donuts?" then we drive off. No, he just stayed there. | permalink
Jim: Hey dude, you know what a "rundown" is?
Oscar: Use it in a sentence.
Jim: "Uh, can you get this rundown for me?"
Oscar: Try another sentence.
Jim: "This rundown better be really good"?
Oscar: I don't know but it sounds like the rundown is really important.
Jim: Charles asked me to do this rundown of all my clients.
Oscar: Why don't you just ask him-
Jim: No. I can't. It was like, hours ago.
Oscar: What have you been doing?
Kevin: Try another sentence. | permalink

Ryan: You should come into town this weekend man. Yeah, we'll hang out Scranton style.
Michael: Hey you said you were gonna be out of town this weekend.
Ryan: Please don't listen to my phone calls. Yeah, she's like um, she'd probably be a Six in New York, but she's like a Seven here in Scranton. | permalink

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