Hookabass

HookABass

Hello, gossipgirlinsider! These are a few things about me: I am a New York native that has recently moved to sunny CA, and I am constantly homesick for snow, pretzels sold in those street carts, and frozen hot chocolates in Serendipity.   I cannot last one day without using sarcasm or eating chocolate. My hobbies include swimming, reading a good book, watching reruns of Gossipgirl, shopping, hanging out with friends, watching reruns of Gossipgirl, writing, drawing, and watching reruns of Gossipgirl. I like to make my own clothes, but I am not annoying like Little J. I want to hook myself a Bass. (A girl can dream!) I love this website! you know you love me, xoxo hookabass
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Hookabass
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

Well, annoyed, I'm sorry, but my computer's wacked so my keyboard keeps repeating repeating things. No need to be rude.

Hookabass
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

Cop 1: You're arrested, missy.
Serena: No! I'm too beautiful to go in jail!

Hookabass
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

Serena (to herself): It's okay, it's okay. Compared to killing a man, getting stoned and drunk all through my early years at high school, and flashing every guy I thought was cute on the streets and in bars, getting arrested isn't so bad.
Cop 1: You killed a man?
Cop 2: You're an alcoholic? And you have the possession of drugs?
Cop 1: And you never flashed me?

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