Lily(to rufus): I can't believe you cheated on me....with eric!!!
E: C'mon mom!Rockstars love young meat.
Spotted, Jenny Humphrey trying to cover the zit on her forehead while ordering pimple remover from a home-shopping network...Don't worry Little J, with that clashing bag on your side nobody would notice that clogged problem u have.
Jenny: Dan, don't tell this to anyone else..Eric and I are dating.
Dan: What?!First Asher.Then now, Eric?..U really need to trash that Brokeback Mountain DVD.
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