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• Gossip Girl New Year's Resolutions (1/3/2010)

  Rufus Humphrey: Get my balls back, take my daughter to a pet shelter Lily van der Woodsen: Practice my lying skills. Chuck Bass: Marry Blair. Open the perfect club. Eric van der Woodsen: Quit being whiny and get a new past time. Blair Waldorf: Have more sex with Chuck. Serena van der Woodsen: Quit following men that don't actually love me. Jenny Humphrey: Get a new animal look...tiger maybe Daniel Humphrey: Have more threesomes.getting a girlfriend that last more than half season. Nathaniel Archibald: Actually go to Columbia. Get Serena...and Jenny. Vanessa Abrams: Take acting lessons. Fu*k Dan. Georgina Sparks: Get together with the writers and plot new ways to make B and S lifes miserable. Get Dan. Dorota: Make Blair pay for the wedding.
  

• Second Promo: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" (11/4/2009)

  I totally keep my theories about Jenny-Nate-Vanessa, they have had history together, they (J & V) where bffs V&N boy-girlfriend N&J weird-sexual-with-out-sex-relation give jenny a little vodka and she´ll be down, V is probably wasted too and she´s been lonely for long since scotty is gone (for good i hope!) I´m not sure about georgie being involved ´cuz with her in this WILL be the best episode ever!
  

• Gossip Girl Caption Contest 72 (10/10/2009)

  D: So you actually haven´t read my poem on the new yorker? O: No, but I read the script for a new episode, and believe me that will make you smile too