Motherchuckingbasstard

MotherChuckingBasstard

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 104

Eric: So there's a set "Empire Hotel" sheets in my room... do you have any idea where they came from??
Jenny: Just wanted to leave you something to remember me by.

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I think your forgetting the all too honest scene of Jenny seeing a mess on Chuck's sheets... some form of body fluid and I'm going with the obvious... J lost her virginity... ew.

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My theories: Chuck does Propose to Blair. But I don't think Blair will make it to the empire state building in time, so Chuck get's drunk and upset like he always does and Jenny, that scemeing little so and so will try and sleep with him. However I do not believe that it's Jenny whose showing some skin in the promo... I think it's Georgina and Nate. Nate finds out about the blast as we all know and is pissed, so he finds comfort in a woman... which is G. I think the new couple at the end of this season will be Nate and Georgina... or possibly G is the one to die lol. Also I believe Jenny in all her schemeing tried to sleep with Chuck, but Chuck turns her down (out of character I know). That's why Jenny says "You aren't going to kick me out?" Because she knows how Chuck is. Blair stops by to see Chuck after missing him at the Empire State Building, and she walks in to find Jenny in Chucks bed, so she assumes the worst and goes crying to Dan. Chuck some how finds out that Blair came to see him and he goes to her to propose, and that's when Dan punches him out. The time jump I'm going to assume is when Blair and Serena go to Paris. Oh and Three some? If it really happens like that (I think we're taking it the wrong way) then it's going to be Georgina, Nate and Jenny... just because I can't figure out who else it could be. The saddest thing ever: Dorota looses the child. Perhaps I'm sadistic but that would be one of those OMFG that's awful and depressing moments.