Dorota: Wait! What do you mean Gossip Girl doesn't come back till April 18th!?
Caroline: "You're face tastes awesome!"
Stefan: Why are you still in the bed?
Lexi: Oh okay alright I'll go with you. Damon called me though, he said I was 'false as hell'.
Stefan: False as hell... Wow he is black. Speaking of which does more mean more?
Stefan: Oh okay now I'm being racist. I'm such a stupid bitch. I'm a stupid bitch.
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