Blair- YOU are disgusting, and I hate you!
Georgina- ...Then why are you still holding my hand?
Girl- Smells a little like... Desperation.
Chuck- Good. Blair loves it when we match scents!
SERENA- No officer wait, it wasn't actually my fault that he died! See we were about to make this sex-tape but then he decided to do a few lines first but then he TOTALLY spazzed out so I ran off to Connecticut where no one would find out and I-
POLICE- Whoa Miss! You do know that you are just here because of a bracelet right..?
SERENA- Oh no. . . Should I show you my boobs now?
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