Yalieforever

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Yalieforever
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 68

Gossip Girl: Spotted, Little J, wishing she'd invested in some waterproof eyeliner. Don't cry, Junior Humphrey: V and N have the shelf life of a carton of milk. PS - Honey, the Twilight I'm-a-pouty-sparkling-vampire look is SO last season.

Yalieforever
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 65

Dan: Come on Dad, they're about to start showing previews for the new Twilight movie and I want you to see why my hair is so much better than Robert-I'm-A-Twat Pattinson's! Rufus: Just a second! I'm talking to the NYU admissions office.
(into phone) Now seriously, how early can he move in?

Yalieforever
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 63

Nate: You're breaking up with me for Chuck?! Whatever, I AM prettier than you. It just wouldn't look right in the yearbook.