ALEX: "God, I smell good! You know what, it's the smell of an open heart surgery. It is awesome. It. Is. Awesome! You gotta smell me." MEREDITH: "I don't want to smell you." ALEX: [wraps arms around Mer] "Oh, yes you do!" MEREDITH: [shoves Alex] "You've gotta to be kidding me! I've got more important things to deal with than you. I've got roommates, boy problems and family problems... You wanna act like a little frat boy bitch, that's fine. You wanna take credit for your saves and everybody elses, that's fine too. Just stay out of my face! And for the record you smell like crap!" [Derek walks in] ALEX: [shrugs] "She attacked me." [Meredith attacks] DEREK: [steps in] "Meredith, Meredith!" [to Alex] "You know, you might want to leave, before I change my mind and let her beat you to a pulp with her tiny, ineffectual fists."
ALEX: [sees George crouching down] "What are you doing?" GEORGE: "Hiding. There's this VIP patient that likes me." ALEX: "Well, that's good, right?" GEORGE: "No, you don't understand. He likes me, likes me." ALEX: "Hey, go for it, man. Get yours. I'm down with the rainbow." GEORGE: [silence] ALEX: [pauses] "Oh, are you not gay?" GEORGE: "No." ALEX: "Really? Dude, sorry."