Turk: Actually, J.D.'s been living here secretly.
J.D.: Turk, why!?!
Turk: Because I gotta get those damn judgmental eyes off me!
"Turk": J.D. didn't want to live here, I begged him.
Carla: Is that true?
Turk: I didn't say that - J.D. can do my voice.
Elliot: Hey, it's getting good!
J.D.: Well, thank you! Aw, I lost it...


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Characters:
J.D., Turk, Carla Espinosa, Elliot Reid
Episode:
Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1: "My Intern's Eyes"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Nurse: Oh, Dr. Reid, are you joining us for lunch today?
Elliot: Ahhh... anyone want half a tofu-cheese sandwich?

(J.D.'s trying to sneak out of the apartment in his underwear)
Carla:J.D.!
J.D.: I gotta make a quick twosie.