Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
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Tom: All I can think about is Captain Mustache plowing my ex-wife.
Andy: And you imagine he's wearing a cape, while he's plowing her?
Tom: What?
Andy: No, just Captain Mustache? I mean if all you could think of is Ron — you know — Maybe put him in some tights and a cape, and then it would be funny.
Tom: Now I'm imagining a cape.


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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.

Leslie

My ex-wife Tammy likes to check in every so often and make sure I'm doing OK. And if I am, she tries to [expletive] everything up.

Ron