All I did was carry the chili and stop a few teenagers from having unprotected sex.

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Dan Humphrey
Episode:
Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 20: "Remains of the J"
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Gossip Girl
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Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Dan: What does Chuck Bass do at 8 in the morning? It's not like you work out.
Chuck: I do my cardio in the evenings. The morning is for business, which I am late for.

Eric: Does this feel like a sitcom to anyone else?
Dan: More like a reality show.
Chuck: Then I can vote you off.