All right, everybody. This is your last meal, so eat up. From ...

Michael: All right, everybody. This is your last meal, so eat up.
Dwight: From this point forward, you will not use the bathroom. We need to keep our starting weights high so we can lose more.


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Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 5 Episode 1: "Weight Loss"
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The Office
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The Office Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.

Michael

Dwight: Wait a minute. One more bite of eclair each. Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.
Jim: [looks to Michael for a "That's what she said," but Michael is silent] Really? Nothing?

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