Mr. Boyle: All right, kids. Here's the deal. According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to "the noisy girls in the apartment above mine."
Monica: Well, what about his family?
Mr. Boyle: He didn't have any.
Rachel: Okay, so let's talk money.
Mr. Boyle: All right, there was none. Let's talk signing. You be noisy girl number one, you be noisy girl number two.
Monica: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?
(After seeing the mess in his apartment) Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!