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And firing half my department freed up the money to double my own salary, and this chick from Boston was wicked hot in bed last night, and I'm getting more muscular even though I've stopped working out, and I have this amazing poker group, and I smell incredible, just, here, seriously smell me.

Barney

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 4 Quotes

How can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?

Marshall

Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose, that girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?

Barney
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