And how many times do you have to get up to go pee? I wasn't c...
Jake: And how many times do you have to get up to go pee?
Alan: I wasn't counting.
Jake: I was! Four.
Alan: Ok, one of those was to get a glass of water.
Jake: Well, that's your problem, stop topping off the tank
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20: "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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- Eric Hochberger