And I even called Oprah. Well, I tried to call Oprah. Couldn't g...

And I even called Oprah. Well, I tried to call Oprah. Couldn't get her number. I'm putting it out there, like The Secret. And hopefully she'll call me.

Leslie

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Leslie Knope
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 5: "Media Blitz"
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Parks and Recreation
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I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.

Ron

Took her home. Polished her up. Bought a brand new ribbon off of electronic bay dot com.

Ron
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