Raj: Then, why do you watch these things?
Emily: Can I tell you something without you judging me?
Emily: They kind of turn me on.
Raj: And play.
Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo. Or a Nutter Butter, if you're in a pinch.Sheldon
I have to go to the gas station across the street. I mean, I was dressed like half an ape and still not even close to the most disgusting person in there.Penny