And then my herbalist took this weird bee pollen paste, rubbed i...

And then my herbalist took this weird bee pollen paste, rubbed it around my gums, and now my mouth feels like a spaceship.

Chris

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Chris Traeger
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 9: "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen whore.

Leslie

Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.

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