Courtney: Are my boobs even?
Alan: Even what?
Courtney: I just want to make sure one's not popping out more than the other one.
Alan: No, no. They're both just popping ... fine.


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Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 10: "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 10 Quotes

Charlie: It could have been worse but I won a bundle at the roulette table betting the color of her underwear.
Alan: Red or black?
Charlie: Double zero.
Alan: What color is that?
Charlie: Ass cheeks.

I've been looking forward to this all year... giving you guys the bird.

Berta