Are you going to be at mom's funeral? Sure, as the eldest chil...
Alan: Are you going to be at mom's funeral?
Charlie: Sure, as the eldest child it is my job to show up and pound the stake in.
Alan: Now, that's not fair.
Charlie: Fine, you can cut off her head and hold it up for the villagers
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 17: "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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