Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're an old ma...

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're an old man now, and old people are useless.

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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 11: "Homer the Vigilante"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes

Jimbo: Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow! Can I join ya?
Homer: I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
Jimbo: Can I!
Homer: You're in. Here's the sack.
Moe: But you gotta supply your own doorknobs.

Grampa: You see? Old people aren't so useless after all. Malloy's old and he outsmarted the lot of you. And I'm even older and I outsmarted him. (Laughs)
Moe: Shut up.
Grampa: I've had my moment.

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