Family Guy
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Airport Clerk: Aw, that was great.
Quagmire: Thanks. I know you have a choice in airport sex and I appreciate you choosing Quagmire. Please exercise caution when standing up as the contents of your panties may have shifted during coitus. Oh right! I got a plane to catch. Say, which gate is Flight 209?
Airport Clerk: 209? That flight left half and hour ago.
Quagmire: Oh my God! Oh my God! That plane's going down! My friends are on that plane! They're all going to die!
Airport Clerk: What? Oh no!
Quagmire: And that's not the worst part. Here's the condom I said I put on.
Airport Clerk: (gasp)
Quagmire: Hahaha, aren't I just the worst?
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- Character:
- Glenn Quagmire
- Episode:
- Family Guy Season 5 Episode 12: "Airport '07"
- Show:
- Family Guy
- Related Quotes:
- Glenn Quagmire Quotes, Family Guy Season 5 Episode 12 Quotes, Family Guy Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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