Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.

Dwight

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Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 5 Episode 4: "Baby Shower"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They always complain. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles. I'm constantly hungry. Do you think my nipples don't get sore, too? Do you think I don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital?

Stanley

Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through delusion.

Jim