Bad news, everyone. By the time you watch this tape, I'll be gone, leaving behind me nothing but a history of failure and my original hip-bones. You see, I've been lying about my age; I'm not actually 150, I'm 160. Oh, vanity, thy name is Professor Farnsworth. And now that I have nothing to live for, I've alerted the Sunset Squad robots to take me away... Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp... Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin... and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be...

Farnsworth