Bald asshole? That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a...
Larry: "Bald asshole?" That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a group.
Police Officer: I'm bald and I'm not offended.
Larry: With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community... with all due respect
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- Character:
- Larry David
- Episode:
- Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 2 Episode 3: "Trick or Treat"
- Show:
- Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Related Quotes:
- Larry David Quotes, Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes, Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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