Announcer: We now return to Morgan Freeman starring in "The Narrator." Morgan Freeman: Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie.
Peter: Well, my vasectomy is tomorrow. Cleveland: You poor bastard. Sex is pointless without the potency. Quagmire: Yeah. You take the venom out of the cobra, and what have you got? You got a... a belt!