Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have g...

Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12: "I Married Marge"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

(After Homer rejects other names for boys based on rhyming nicknames)
Marge: What about Bart?
Homer: Let's see. Bart, dart, cart, e-art. Nope can't see any problems with that.
(Missing fart due to only 4 fingers)

Selma: Marge, I've got two and a half words for you: Gulp N' Blow.

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