Bart! This is a matter of life and death! What is the difference...

(calling Bart) Bart! This is a matter of life and death! What is the difference between 'ketchup' and 'catsup'? (Bart throws the cell phone away.) They're gonna cut my head off!

Homer

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Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 12: "Little Big Girl"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 12 Quotes

Marge: Bart, you're too young to get married! You still ask me to check the closet for the boogeyman!
Bart: Well, maybe I've found somebody else to do it for me!

(Smithers is on fire, while Mr. Burns is washing his car.)
Smithers: Sir, help me!
Mr. Burns: Why should I? You're not helping me.
Smithers: But sir, I'm flaming!
(Mr. Burns looks at the camera with an odd expression)

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